May 2013
iwishihadafather:
*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
deadfromdaisies:
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
THIS GUY WAS THE FUCKING LEADER OF AMERICA OMFG HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
Genuine happiness. Where can i find you?
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
