iwishihadafather: *picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
deadfromdaisies: psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’ THIS GUY WAS THE FUCKING LEADER OF AMERICA OMFG HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
Genuine happiness. Where can i find you?
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon